Archive for April, 2007

A 39-year-old female doctor, Dr. Heba Kotb, is making all of Egypt glued to their TV set. Dr. Kotb hosts Egypt’s first sex information show, “The Big Talk.” She covers everything from masturbation, to the wedding night, to Ramadan. Dr. Kotb encourages her viewers to talk about sex without shame, and she is leading the way with her fantastic television show. She comes from the stance that we all need sex, and we all need to make it better.

To say whether or not Egypt is sexually repressed is another post, I am just happy to see another full-frontal, hard facts show on educating people about sexuality. She advices couples to have more sex, tells husbands to engage in more foreplay and not just have sex when they want to. On top of her TV show, she has a private practice where now she is booked 3 months in advance.

Of course, her show comes with criticism, Dr. Kotb does not cover homosexuality, hopefully that will be another show in the near future. Any takers?

I’m moving to Iran.

More on Dr. Kotb

You’ve heard it before and you’ll continue to hear it. Many will say, “well the cavemen were monogamous, they had families and couples and only knew that sex was for reproduction.”

First off, with prehistoric peoples you’d think they’re primitive brain will tell them, “hey damn, that feels fucking great. What is that? Let do that again! Yea, yea that’s spectacular. Let me try that again, wow, hell yea!” Rather than, “this is only to be used to create more people to help with our society and life.”

Turns out not only did those dirty primitive prehistoric cave dwellers fuck for the hell of it, they engaged in *gasp* group sex, bondage, and transvestism. Word is still out as to whether fisting was ever a past time.

I’m not exactly sure how I feel ascribing the label of transvestism on the these people though, who knows what their motives were for wearing clothes of the opposite sex. Could have been sexual, could have been anything else. Also, the article doesn’t explicitly state that there were same-sex sexual behavior goings-on (hot caveman on caveman action), but I would be hard pressed to believe that it never occurred. Whether or not there was a “straight” and “gay” sexual identity is another story, obviously.

You can read more here:
Prehistoric peoples doing it for fun

NOTE: I’m not one of those sex nerds who tauts the belief that we can’t be monogamous or that we shouldn’t be monogamous or that we aren’t made to be monogamous. I dig monogamy, hell, I heart monogamy. But I also think that the belief that we are only made for monogamy is totally false. It’s not a matter of evolution or genes, it’s a matter of what works for us at whatever moment or time in our life.

The End.

www.parishiltonautopsy.com

An artist in Williamsburg, NY (read: the most tragically hip place on earth) created an art installation to show the tragic effects of drunk driving, using who else, than a clay model of Paris Hilton.

Viewers can remove her insides to see the damage done by a drunk driving accident.

You can also learn the dramatic effects of being a selfish cunt.

As you may be aware, a few months ago the Governor of

Texas, Rick Perry,
ordered to make the recently released HPV vaccine,
Gardasil, mandatory
for girls in Texas between the ages of 9 and 12. This was an amazing move
for multiple reasons. First, the vaccine has been a hot button issue
for quite some time. Many conservatives and other right-wing thinkers
believe that giving young girls this vaccine against HPV will result in the
girls believing they have a free ticket to all the hot, promiscuous,
unprotected
sex
they can get their hands on. I won’t get into the obvious flaws in that argument. Second, Gov. Perry
went over the heads of Texas State legislation and lawmakers by creating this mandate on his own without a house vote.

Earlier today, Texas legislators passed a ban against Perry’s HPV vaccine mandate. This ban will hold back
the HPV vaccine mandate for four years. The next 10 days are going to be big for sexual health rights. Perry has
to sign or veto the ban in the next 10 days, however, the legislature can nix the veto with a two-thirds house vote.
This will create a big back and forth, back and forth, giving credence to my first question when I moved to Texas a year
and a half ago, “what other disasters happen in Texas other than it’s politics?”

The legislature is stating that pushing this mandate back four years will decrease the possibility of inflicting school
girls with the possible “unknown” side effects from this vaccine. However, this vaccine was in trial for over 5 years and
included over 25,000 women from 33 countries. So far the only side-effect from this vaccine is soreness at the site of
injection. Sounds pretty bloody safe to me!

Do you believe that this concept of safety is just a guise to control sexual desire and rights as well as sexual safety?
Seriously, since when have politicians been so concerned with a woman’s health?

Info on HPV

Info on the HPV Vaccine

Last wednesday the Supreme Court upheld the “Partial Birth Abortion” ban of 2003, striking one more step towards the complete reversal of Roe v. Wade. I don’t want to spend too much of this post on the technicalities of what the late term abortion ban dealt with, however I will go over a few important points. This ban was brought back to the Supreme Court in order to decide whether or not this was constitutional. The reason behind the trepidation was because the ban lacked any exceptions for the health of the woman. This form of abortion is incredibly rare, it is not an easy procedure to say the least, and it is not a form of birth control. The late term abortion is conducted only when serious health risks to the mother can be avoided, or when the fetus will be still-born.

Time and time again you will hear, “there’s no way they (the man) will reverse Roe V. Wade.” That’s correct, there will most likely never be a time when the Supreme Court will have in front of them a decision to completely wipe out Roe V. Wade. However, they will, and currently are, attacking Women’s health, Women’s rights, Women’s choice using a very tiny chipping hammer. By attacking Late Term Abortion, our current Government is merely taking baby (bad pun) steps towards eradicating sexual health, freedom and agency.

“But this is such a rare procedure, it barely ever happens so who will this ban effect?” You fucking regurgitating from Fox News, indecisive, swing-voter. That’s not the point, this ban is more symbolic than anything else. South Dakota just reversed a ban on abortion, but chances are the ban will come back again.

- Pharmacists in most countries are allowed to deny a customer the morning after pill if they are morally against it.

- California recently attempted to pass a law stating that any woman under the age of 18 who had an abortion had to notify their parents (not entirely safe all the time).

- A bill in Texas is being considered wherein the state would offer women $500 to keep a baby to term and give it up for adoption rather than having an abortion. $500!

My point is, there will never be a time when a full reversal is put in front of legislation. Our current administration cuts down the entirity of this debate into bite size pieces and offers it to the public for comfortable digestion. Be careful, these may not seem like unholy abominations against women’s health rights, but put together this becomes one big Frankenstein monster that will bite you in the ass.

Finally, look who is making the decision for you…this goes for men too.

Notice all the rich white hetero men?

Alright, so something a bit strange has been happening and i thought youd be the best to ask. So I havent had sex with a person other than myself, haha, in like a month and a half. But its not like thats a huge deal or whatever. I dont think thats the reason for this strange occurance. So the last few times ive used my lovely friend the crazy rabbit, not sure which model, but its beautiful, ive had even more crazy and intense orgasms! usually I have to kind of warm myself up for a few minutes and then go into it. Ill have like 3 orgasms in like 15 or 20 minutes. But over the past few weeks I have an orgasm RIGHT away, within like a minute, on ANY level or function! Then they just continue!!!! And they are soooo intense it feels like my heart is going to pound out of my chest. I stopped once because i thought I was going to have a heart attack, seriously! They’re more intense, last longer and come faster and more frequent. Im talkin one right after the other with no effort what so ever! Sometimes I have to work at it but not lately AT ALL, not even close. So im wondering if youve heard of this before and/or if you have any theories, advice, thoughts, etc? I mean, its awesome for me but im wondering what the hell is going on?!!? Definitely not complainin, but man!! So yeah, oh, and hows life? =)

-Can Dance

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Life is good. I finally tasted that hardened gunk that is the residue on the outside of a mustard squeeze bottle. It was surprisingly non-acidic. Oh, then I found a really long eyelash on me. Like, ridiculously long. I felt oddly Egyptian.

Speaking of which, your amazingly earth-shattering, chest-pounding, beautiful orgasms. Sounds fucking fantastic, if I can say so myself. And yes, I can so say…myself. As someone who, I know for a fact, watches a lot of sex in the city, it sounds like you’re recreating one of those episodes where that one overly-privileged but sexually unsatisfied women became addicted to her rabbit and never left her house. Good on ya! That first little bit about the 3 orgasms in 15-20 minutes sounds great. I know a lot of women who’d love that, hell I’d love that. But then you start getting orgasms “RIGHT away.” What is right away? 5 minutes? 1 minute? The moment the hopping rabbit touches you? Still sounds fantastic to me. But then you talk about having to stop because you felt like your heart is going to burst out of your chest. That kind of worries me. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to turn your orgasm into a disease. But the fact that it’s happening so often, so quick, and to the point where you have to stop, perks my ears up. Is there any pain (not the fun kind) associated with this? Is this happening every time? I guess a good comparison would be how you feel working out. I know you work out like crazy, so do you ever get this when you’re doing cardio? If it is, I’d say get it checked out.

But lets just say that the heart pounding insanely when you play with your vagina den tata isn’t something to worry about. There are plenty of people who get real exhausted and worked up from delicious orgasms. One girl who had a 10 minute, dissociative, seizure-like orgasm comes to mind. You said that it used to take you time to work up to your amazing orgasms. I’d suggest teasing your sovereign cuntry a little bit more before you get down and dirty, or up and clean, whatever gets you off. Treat it like foreplaying yourself, this could reduce your orgasms a bit. Look at it as your own hot scientific experiment. If medical scenes are your thing, imagine your legs in stir ups, while Masters and Johnson are peering over their clip boards. Each time you maneuver your hoover (does that even make sense?), take a little bit longer to tease yourself and get worked up. This way, you can find the right amount and right type of play you enjoy to make that orgasm right for you. Which also means you know how to deviate from what you need to give yourself more intense or more calming orgasms. If having that much knowledge about your petite morte isn’t a turn on for you, then just try the slowing down bit without the taking mental notes bit.

But what do I know? I lack the powerful Yoni. Yoni-possesors, what do you say?