The French Tickle the G-Spot

Can I have your attention, please? Can all women stand up? Now, 60 percent of you please step forward. Thank you. For the 60 percent of women out there, here is a French flag, now can you kindly stake this flag onto your g-spot? Perfect. That’s right, the French have “re-discovered” the g-spot! After last months scare by the British, women can take a sigh of relief. The g-spot that they knew existed but were told was all a figment of their imagination is no longer a symptom of hypersexual psychosis.

First Dr. Grafenberg openly discussed the g-spot as a cluster of nerves in his article “The Role of Urethra in Female Orgasm” in 1944. With the eroticism of a VCR manual, Dr. G states, “the anterior wall of the vagina along the urethra is the seat of a distinct erotogenic zone and has to be taken into account more in the treatment of female sexual deficiency.” 60 years later the debate continues, and the French are gaining attention as of late as the Christopher Columbus of G-Spot. “Look! We found it!” they exclaim, but some women come out and say “wait no…it’s been here. Uh, we’ve always known it’s here.” In a recent conference, a group of French gynecologists gathered to slam the Brits stating that they knew all along that the g-spot exists.

Once again we have the academic and medical community declaring when and how women gain sexual pleasure. While I agree with the researcher from the recent British study who stated that she did not want women who did not experience g-spot pleasure to feel inadequate or lesser-than, she is taking away womens’ right to declaring what gets them off.

While the ivory tower continues to be filled with sloppy seconds for “research purposes,” lets go over how one may find the G-spot. The G-spot can be stimulated by inserting a finger (or five, go for five. Do it. Five. Yes, the thumb is a finger) into the vagina about an inch and positioning the finger towards the front of the body, then make a come hither motion. As comedian Dave Attell stated, pretend like you’re “backing up the worlds smallest truck.” Or, if you want to follow this eHow.com article, the G-spot “is supposed to be particularly sensitive to stimulation by a man’s pen is (sic).” Sorry, that cracks me up every time.

People of earth: how does it feel when the academic and medical community band together to decide your own sexual pleasure? You feel warm and fuzzy, don’t you?

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